The wonderful thing about Tiguans

Kinja'd!!! "Agrajag" (Agrajag)
06/12/2018 at 23:55 • Filed to: vwlol

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Is Tiguans are wonderful things

Kind of.

Got this as a rental while my Suburban is in the body shop for getting rear ended by a school bus. Had a choice between this and a Yukon. With no immediate need for the Suburban I thought I’d maybe save on gas a bit.

With a near identical interior as my last Golf, I was right back at home.

Something VW doesn’t get enough credit for is their fantastic window sill and center arm rest height. Perfect for window down cruising. Just a nice place to be.

My Suburban has an armrest but it sits a little low, and the window sill is so far away I can just about rest my wrist on it. My Lexus has perfect window sill positioning but the arm rest is fixed and too far back and low.

I think I want another VW. Not a Tiguan but maybe another GTI or one of them Alltracks.

I should’ve taken the Yukon.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Agrajag
06/13/2018 at 00:00

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Needs more Habanero Orange to complete the joke

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Kinja'd!!! Tristan > Agrajag
06/13/2018 at 00:11

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All I can think is “your Suburban got rear-ended by a bus, and it’s not totaled?!” Must have been pretty low speed or a really new Suburban.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Agrajag
06/13/2018 at 00:25

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I have the Tigger song stuck in my head now.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Tristan
06/13/2018 at 00:28

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Very low speed. Just bent the bumper and mounting bracket a bit.

It’s another gmt800.

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Sadly no barn doors.

And this one I just got in march after losing my last one to a freakin’ beetle,lol.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > smobgirl
06/13/2018 at 00:33

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You’re welcome. :)


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Agrajag
06/13/2018 at 00:41

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I tried and failed to turn it into a song about Tiguans.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > Agrajag
06/13/2018 at 00:50

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I’m shocked they didn’t write it off... Being old and stuff. If someone totaled my Suburban, I’d be pretty temped to get a squarebody. Who am I kidding- my wife would never consent. Yeah, I’d buy another GMT800.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > smobgirl
06/13/2018 at 00:56

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I got as far as

Their tires are made from rubber
Their suspension uses springs

And called it quits.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Tristan
06/13/2018 at 00:59

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The repairs are at about 1/7th of the purchase price so far.


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > Agrajag
06/13/2018 at 01:04

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VW royally screwed up the brakes on that car. I don’t get how or why considering the rest of their cars all have a great brake pedal, but in that car it’s an on/off switch which is really annoying.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > Agrajag
06/13/2018 at 01:35

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Kinja'd!!! InFierority Complex > Agrajag
06/13/2018 at 03:19

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I’ve just never been able to take them seriously after I learned the name was a portmanteau of tiger and iguana.